He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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