the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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