Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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