so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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