i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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