Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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