He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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