I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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