idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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