Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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