then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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