By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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