found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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