Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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