And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm always down for nudity.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
