Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
