Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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