I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Randomize
