I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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