D3 body, D1 cock
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I wish you could order shots online.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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