HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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