I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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