hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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