At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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