hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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