i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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