I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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