My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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