I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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