No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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