i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize