i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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