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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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