'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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