"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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