She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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