He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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