YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
