what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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