i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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