I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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