I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Of course I have a pirate flag
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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