Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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