There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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