dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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