Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
