She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Still dying that you shit outside
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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