We're like a lot better than the average bears
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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