so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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