so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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