that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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