Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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