Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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